First rule, NO RULES, I don't like 'em.
	Commas are Dahok's handiwork, try not to overuse them.
	I do not "say" anything. I murmur, thunder, roar and threaten. I also insinuate, pout, whisper and bellow. The word "said" is NOT in my vocabulary

	"That" is an abomination. Do not use it!
	I am an active and proactive god. I don't think much, but if I do, don't forget to use those single quotation marks
	My body is always in motion. Don't have me stand about, it's boring!
	I laugh often. Evilly, wickedly, seductively and softly. I also chuckle.
	I do NOT apologize or use the word sorry. Ever.
	I do not understand the concept of fairplay.
	The word love is not in my vocabulary unless we are discussing war, death, mayhem or carnage.
	The best words to describe me are clever, manipulative, demonic, malevolent and evil. If you EVER use the word sweet, tender or kind, I will fry you!
	I AM a god of honor, I always keep my word, but it does help to be sure you understand exactly what it is I'm promising to do.
	I am very impatient so finish those stories quickly. I HATE waiting for anything.